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‍*it is gashcon 2015* ‍


‍*the one day a year the brotherhood meets*

‍*taking place in san antonio texas*

‍*sold out on opening day*

‍*our story begins with none other than our great hero gashon cansaker and his loyal friend kahar*

Gashon: Wow I can't believe we sold out o_o

Kahar: Who the fuck are these people anyway?

Gashon: I have no fucking idea.

‍*a price cosplayer in a 245 shirt runs up to kahar*

cosplayer: OMG ATOM CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH

Kahar: what you think I'm THAT NIG- I mean yeah sure

‍*kahar writes "waturmelon" on the cosplayer's shirt with a green sharpie*

cosplayer: OMG THANKS

‍*the cosplayer runs off into the distance never to be seen again*

Gashon: lmao that actually just happened

‍*reed begins to talk over the speakers*

Reedman: Attention all Brothers! Please report to the auditorium immediately for a Q&A session! ‍


‍*everyone starts screaming in joy*

Kahar: shit we better get moving while we still have time to get in there

‍*they go to the auditorium and sit at a booth with Price, Reed, Dylan, Atom, Jay, Jeulin, Boba, Kane, and Oreo*

audience: BRO-THER-HOOD! BRO-THER-HOOD! BRO-THER-HOOD! *cheering begins*

Reedman: Thank you, thank you. *cheering dies* So who's ready for some QUESTIONS! AND! ANSWERS!

‍*more cheering for 30 seconds*

Reedman: All right. First I pick.... You! *reedman points to a guy wearing a batman mask with "O_O" written on it"

cosplayer #2: Jeulin, if you could be one superhero, who would it be?

‍*the entire room goes silent in dumbfoundment*

Jeulin:... I would be batman...

‍*two awkward minutes of silence*

Reed: ALL RIGHT, I CHOOSE.... YOU! *points to a guy in a fish suit*

cosplayer #3: Jay, who is better at minecraft, you or Invisi?

Jay: Clearly, it's-

Price: BELIEVE ME I'VE PLAYED WITH THIS GUY AND IT'S INVISI

Atom: IT'S RETARDED HE TRIED TO BUILD A TREE

YOU DON'T BUILD TREES

YOU BREAK THEM

Reed: Lmao. Anyway, I pick you! *points into the sky*

Price: lol get it because he picked invisi

‍*right where he is pointing a man with a jetpack suddenly appears into reality*

‍*the crowd screams*

Invisi: Dylan, I have a question for you.

How much would you sacrifice for victory?

Dylan: Isn't that a quote from CWA?

Invisi: *vanishes*

Gashon: hahaha.... that was a joke right?

Jay: *nervously* yeah...

Invisi: *over speakers*: Oh, I assure you, this is no joke, and by night's end, you, your fans, and all of your brothers will be dead. Tick, tock.

atom: shit n‍igga

Kahar: NIGG‍A WHAT U SAY NIG‍GA NIGG‍A BITCH NIG‍GA NI‍GA NIGG‍A FRIED CHICKEN NIG‍GA WATERMELUN NIG‍GA BITCH NIGG‍A NI‍GGA

‍*all the cosplayers eyes turn red*

Kahar: nig‍ga what the fuck is this shit

‍*one of the cosplayers jumps at kahar and pulls him down into the croud, as they all surround him*

kahar: NIG-AHHHHHHHHH

Price, Reed, Dylan, Atom, Jay, Jeulin, Boba, Kane, Oreo, Gashon, Kahar

brotherhood: o_o

Dylan: It's cool i installed like 70 secret exits because I was expecting some shit like this

‍*a ladder magically falls from the sky to the booth*

‍*the brotherhood starts climbing*

Price: oh btw I'm afraid of heights

jeulin: FOR FUCKS SAKE KEEP GOING*

‍*the invisi-bots have finished with kahar's corpse and are now attacking the ladder*

‍*boba is at the bottom of the ladder*

boba: WHY THE FUCK DONT WE HAVE REAL JETPACKS

jay: YOUR NOT GONNA DIE TODAY KEEP CLIMBING

atom: ALMOST TO THE TOP WHERE DOES THIS GO ANYWAY

dylan: THE RAFTERS, I HAVE A SECRET TUNNEL NETWORK IN THE VENTILATION SYSTEM

boba: IM SORRY GUYS ITS TOO LATE FOR ME

reed: NOOOO WE CAN MAKE IT PLEASE BOBA

‍*one of the invisi-bots grabs boba's leg and pulls him under*

boba: IB'TUUR JATNE TUUR ASH'AD KYR'AMUR

‍‍*boba is kill*

Price, Reed, Dylan, Atom, Jay, Jeulin, Boba, Kane, Oreo, Gashon, Kahar

‍‍*everyone gets up the ladder and dylan pulls it up so nothing can get on*

price: whew that was close

jay: anyone know what boba said

kane: i do

jeulin: what the fuck kane's here?

dylan: jeulin kane is like our spirit animal why wouldnt he be here

jeulin: if he dies im going to kill all of you

price: so whats this about vents

dylan: oh yeah i copied the viet cong and made a shit ton of tunnels

atom: no wonder the AC in this place is so shitty

‍*they enter the vents*

jay: where are we going

dylan: to the armory

gashon: the fuck we have an armory?

dylan: yeah but be careful i installed some death traps in the vents too

‍*oreo falls down a hole and everyone watches as invisi-bots kill him*

Price, Reed, Dylan, Atom, Jay, Jeulin, Boba, Kane, Oreo, Gashon, Kahar

jay: the fuck he was here too?

gashon: this is why you talk constantly

‍*the group all exit out of another vent into the armory*

dylan: gear up motherfuckers

‍*price takes a katana and 2 uzis*

‍*atom takes eight glocks*

‍*‍gashon takes a brick*

‍*reedman takes a scythe*

‍*jeulin puts on the batsuit*

‍*kane takes a mando armor*

‍*dylan takes a baseball bat*

Atom: ni‍gga shouldn't you have something stronger?

Dylan: I'm the fucking king it'll be okay

gashon: thats what you said on doomday

dylan: stfu that shit worked out in the end

price: so whats the plan?

dylan: i have contacted evac we just have to fight to the roof

atom: lets fucking do this

‍*the brotherhood goes back into the vents, avoiding the death trap*

jeulin: fucking shame man oreo wasn't that bad

jay: i wonder if they liked the cookies or the cream?

‍*everyone chuckles*

‍*the brotherhood returns to the rafters of the auditorim and begins walking across while everyone with guns shoot the invisi-bots below trying to clump up and reach the brotherhood*

dylan: from here we're gonna take two lefts and then someone will boost me to the vent on that side and its smooth sailing to the roof

atom: they're getting fucking close

dylan: it's okay i have my long hard wood here to stop them

everyone: o_o

‍*an invisi-bot grabs Kane's foot*

jeulin: OH HELL NO

‍*jeulin jumps into the swarm of invisi-bots*

jeulin: NANANANANANANANANANANA ME

‍*jeulin fights the invisi-bots as the brotherhood enters the vents, it is not clear if he died or not*

Price, Reed, Dylan, Atom, Jay, Jeulin (?), Boba, Kane, Oreo, Gashon, Kahar

‍*the group enters onto the roof, invisi-bots are visible far below, an attack helicopter is flying towards the con*

Dylan: Well I'll be fucked, he actually came through *into radio* daniel where the fuck did you get an attack helicopter?

daniel: well as you know we are a peaceful parliament so we got one of our friends to do it

dylan: who the FUCK did you get to do this

daniel: wikia staff

Callofduty4: DROP YOUR WEAPONS, PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, AND WALK AWAY FROM THE CONVENTION.

jay: oh for fucks sake CALLOFDUTY4 IT'S ME

Callofduty4: I SAID DROP YOUR WEAPONS, PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE, AIR-

‍*atom shoots down callofduty4 with glocks*

‍*callofduty4 crashes into the convention, killing dozens of invisi-bots who are surrounding the building*

everyone but kane: NIGG‍A DAMN

‍*over radio*: This is TK-999, I'm coming in for a bombing run.

everyone: o_o

‍*everyone scrambles back into the vents as TK-999 begins dropping bombs on the convention*

reed: i wonder where the invisi-bots went?

‍‍*jay looks over into the now empty con*

jay: weird...

Fishy: SURPRIES

‍*fishy jumps up and eats jay*

‍*‍everyone shoots fishy to death*

Price, Reed, Dylan, Atom, Jay, Jeulin (?), Boba, Kane, Fishy, Oreo, Gashon, Kahar

Everyone: #RIPinpeace Jay

price: OH SHIT EVERYONE TAKE THESE PARACHUTES

everyone: why

price: JUST TRUST ME AND DONT LOOK UP

‍*gashon looks up*

‍*the invisi-bots are hibernating on the roof*

gashon: almost like.... bats

‍*everyone parachutes down to ground level*

‍*cosplayer 1 is hiding in a corner*

reed: hi there

cosplayer: hey

reed: you can still ask questions

cosplayer: i have one for all of you

cosplayer: are you READY FOR FREDDY

‍*cosplayer pulls off mask and turns into slander man*

atom: ooooooo_oooooooo

slander: there is only one thing we can do to escape this place before it's overrun

dylan: what

slander: let me correct myself

there is only one person we can do to escape this place before it's overrun

‍*lexitanocute walks out from behind slander*

jeulin: did someone say meatspin?

everyone: o_o i get that joke

jeulin: step aside bitches this is my task

jeulin: -enters lexi-

lexi: -oh-

‍*a portal to the slender dimension opens*

price: just like old times

invisi: NOT SO FAST BITCHES

price: fucking spoke too soon

‍*invisi appears in front of the slender portal*

invisi: it's time for you all to die for taking away my precious ChanServ

reed: i thought chanserv was my son?

invisi: shut the fuck up bitch

ghost of jay: YOU, SIR, ARE THE ONLY BITCH HERE *jay appears from inside the portal and drags invisi in*

invisi: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Price, Reed, Dylan, Atom, Jay, Jeulin, Boba, Kane, Fishy, Oreo, Gashon, Kahar, Invisi

‍*all the invisi-bots are sucked into the slander portal*

slander: Thank you, my project is done

price: Danie?

‍*slander vanishes into the slander portal along with lexi, leaving the brotherhood alone*

Dylan: lets go loot the helicopter

everyone: FUCK YEAH

the end

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