Act 1: Scene 1.
-The Film Opens with "Kane Wrathblaze" Dropping "Gashon Cansaker" off at his Home in Mexico-
Gashon: Well home Crappy Home.
-the Camera cuts to a wall Mounted Mailbox on the Left Side of the Door falling off-
Kane: See Ya.
-Kane drives off-
-Gashon Then Walks inside His Home, turns on the TV to Season 3 episode 7 of MTV's Ridiculousness, then sits down-
Rob Dyrdek: Welcome MTV's Ridiculousness I'm Rob Dyrdek with always Steelo Brim & Chanel West.
Gashon: Seen it.
News Reporter: as you can see Behind Me is a Huge Fire from a Helicopter that was Shot down Earlier today.
-turns tv off-
Gashon: boy am I in some deep Shit.
-a knock is heard-
-Gashon opens the door-
LexiTano: hi i'm your New Neighbor.
-gash looking completely surprised-
Gashon: Oh Really?
LexiTano: Yeah...we're gonna Be great Neighbors.
-in an angred tone-
Gashon: I Hate Neighbors.
-gashon is getting irritated-
LexiTano: i Am a Stripper.
-Gashon is both completly suprised, and angered-
Gashon: Get off My Property.